Lewd Ol Days - more details

You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.

Dreadful Dieters - more details

It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…

Forgetful Four Fingered Floosies - more details

The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana…

I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat - more details

I don’t know what planet this is where a woman’s pussy is a pussy…

Licence To Fuck - more details

Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…

Be Happy With Yourself - more details

Nowadays it’s hard to tell which part of a woman is fake and which is real…with all the different implants readily available to be inserted here there and everywhere, these chicks are spending thousands of dollars to turn themselves into...

Petition For Pussy - more details

Everybody all over the world is starting to get ready for the Summer Olympics.  Unfortunately this includes some left-wing spazoids…