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Romantic Movie
People so often equate sex with romance and lust with love. Usually those same people believe that women don’t like porn and for them to enjoy it the porn has to be soft and sensuous…I have news for you. If a chick indulges her down
and dirty pervo impulses…watchout. They get far wilder than guys, just check the aftermath of any ladies night or ask a male stripper if you don’t believe me. Romantic Movie caters to those neanderthal beliefs that restrain the sexual revolution from achieving the wanton levels of carnal enjoyment society should have. By the end of the movie, it hadn’t changed my perception of it.
 On with the show…as everyone knows I despise storylines in porn since usually they waste our time which could be spent watching some hot sex. Romantic Movie takes this time wasting to a whole new level. Sentimental mush and porn go together like Hindus and Roast Beef sandwiches, they they think combining them in this movie then made matters worse by trying to add humor. Maybe they forgot that porn actors and actresses aren’t really actors and actresses…meaning they can’t act. The jokes fell more limply than my cock.
Sure the chicks were hot but there’s lots of good porn with hot chicks, so don’t waste time on this one. Zero cocks up for Romantic Movie and remember, chicks dig hardcore as much as we do.
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