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Born For Porn
The other night I reviewed Nymph Fever 9 and found it so hot that I looked for other movies that sounded similar and found Born For Porn. Now first off with Nymph Fever 9, I let you all know that it totally lived up to its name in every way. Sadly, Born For Porn left me flaccid and frustrated as well as pissed off that people lie when making titles for movies, or they are just fucking morons, and hopefully they never breed anything for any purpose, including more moronic children modelled on their own genes.
This movie is just sad, sad, sadder than sad…and saddest of all is that obviously some lamewit actually believed that these chicks were the kind of sluts that are “Born For Porn”. These chicks are maybe born for saying ‘Would you like some fries with that ? Or cooking breakfast for hubby before he goes off to do real things, and she then vegetates on her daily soap operas. Maybe these chicks were born to hang out at the mall texting and going ‘tee-hee’…but they were not Born For Porn unless it was some truly lame-ass porn they were born for (in which case this movie qualifies).
The sex itself is very standard…the chicks, while pretty enough in a way also tend to look very generic and really other than naked flesh and generic fucking has nothing to give your willy a thrilly.
So one generous cock-up for Born For Porn…don’t waste your time like I did, and pick a better movie instead.
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